Madonna's Only Christmas Decoration is a Wreath That Says "DAT ASS"
It has not been the most splendid holiday season for Madonna, who had an entire album's worth of new songs leak last week. Nonetheless, she appears to still be in the Christmas spirit. Above you see the lone Christmas decoration outside her mansion on 81st Street in Manhattan: a wreath with dangling chrome letters spelling out the phrase "DAT ASS."
Below you can see a wide angle shot, sent along with the close-up by a tipster, showing the wreath against a gate that guards her $32 million compound:
It looks like Santa will have a special kind of snack this year. (Madonna's ass.)