A video file by the name of "2 guys 1 fish" is making its way around Twitter today. The video depicts a man receiving oral sex from a large fish. If you want to watch the video—which, let's be clear, depicts what is almost certainly an illegal act of animal abuse—it is located here. If you don't want to watch, but want to be familiar with the events contained therein, here's a description of the act.

The video takes place in a shallow, almost marshy expanse of brown, mucky water. Turbidity has reduced water visibility to almost nil. Kneeling in the water is a shirtless male wearing only a backwards baseball cap and swim trunks of some sort. Across from him is another male, who is guiding the fish onto the man's genitals, as one might load bag of groceries into the back of a Volvo.

The fish is really going for it, rapidly moving back and forth with the man's penis in its gullet with a motion that can only be described as "sucking hard." The fish—species unknown—is only partially submerged. Its fins are flapping. A sound coming from the male receiving fellatio indicates he's deriving sexual pleasure from the experience, perhaps rivaling that of a man with a human woman. The gender of the fish cannot be derived from the video.

The quality of the video is very low. It is grainy. There is sound, though mostly splashing, giggling, soft moans, and comments in a conversation that is not English. It's unclear if the man or fish achieve climax.

This is what happens in "2 guys 1 fish."

h/t the perverts at The Daily Dot

Previously: If You Don't Want To Watch A Guy Fuck A Snake, Here's A Description