Earlier today, Hillary Clinton tweeted to her over eight million followers that Barack Obama is not, in fact, the founder of ISIS. At the time of publication, that tweet has been retweeted roughly 6,000 times and “faved” 10,000 times, which is fine. It’s a fine tweet. But Hillary—we can do better. Let us do better.

As I’m sure you know, Gawker Media’s future is somewhat uncertain right now. One thing that will never change, however, is the demand for viral content. Whether we like it or not, it’s the memes that will decide this election. And though you’ve done okay so far....

...“okay” isn’t going to cut it. You want to reach millennials, and we want job stability.

Please, Hillary, hire us to do your tweets.

We’ve collected a brief sampling of spec tweets that are sure to be a hit. If you like what you see, leave a comment in Kinja below, and thank you for your time.