Hero Subway Employees Ignore Robber With Bag on Head Until He Goes Away
Two teenage sandwich artists thwarted an attempted robbery this week using nothing more than their natural apathy and the weight of their crushing indifference, WPRI reports.
According to police, a man wearing “what appears to be a white t-shirt on the top of his head and a tan plastic shopping bag tied around his face” entered a Subway franchise in Coventry, Rhode Island on Tuesday and demanded money.
Presumably mistaking him for an actual customer, however, the Subway employees just pretended he wasn’t there. From NBC News:
The man — who looks exasperated in security camera video of the incident — “became agitated and mumbled something under his breath as he walked out of the business,” police said.
“Sure, whatever,” the teen heroes probably added.
