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Last night's Lindsay showed all that goes into a celebrity club-hosting gig: getting ready, walking on a red carpet, standing around, taking selfie pics with fans, and speaking on a mic for a bit. For this — a total of two hours of her time — Lindsay Lohan was paid $100,000. She still managed to fuck it up, arriving late and then causing grumbling about the time she spent on the red carpet.

This is just to remind you that life is not fair, that people are paid straight-up dumb amounts of money to simply exist.

Speaking of which, Lohan took the camera into her own hands on last night's show and filmed herself holding a cigarette and crying. I think this counts as art?

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