Holiday parties can suck—but they don't have to if you know what you're doing.

Broad City won't be back on until January, but thankfully Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer are still around to help you get through the season of cheer with excellent tips (when in doubt, hotbox your host's bathroom) and, well, less practical ideas.

(Although they're not wrong: a Molotov cocktail is an extremely effective method of dipping out of an intolerable event without anyone noticing.)

Good luck at your next company holiday party!

[h/t Digg]