A sobering thought but one that’s impossible not to consider—like a large orange elephant in the room—when confronted by images of Donald Trump and Melania Trump in close proximity. What are they like off-camera, just doing stuff at home? I imagine it goes something like this.

Almost as if on cue, Trump’s wife, Melania, walked by in a bathrobe and giant sunglasses, headed for the spa. Even at home, Trump was wearing his red cap emblazoned with “Make America Great Again” - and carrying a stack of news clips about himself.

Sounds about right. That being said, if you know what Donald and Melania Trump do all day please contact tips@gawker.com.