Atlantic City casinos are going bankrupt left and right, largely due to a major oversupply of casinos on the east coast and nationwide. New Jersey’s proposed solution? Build more casinos.

Three more casinos in north New Jersey?

You utter morons. You local-yokel, bucket-headed morons.

Debated for years, the topic of North Jersey casinos has pitted North Jersey lawmakers against pro-Atlantic City forces. The issue jumped to the political forefront last Wednesday when Gov. Chris Christie said he would be in favor of allowing casinos in North Jersey if some of the revenue is used to aid Atlantic City.

Gov. Chris Christie said he would be in favor of eating a dozen doughnuts for breakfast as long as he got some real good exercise wiping up the crumbs afterwards.

[Photo of a now-bankrupt casino: Flickr]

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