Golden Retriever Crushes German Shepherd in a Spaghetti-Eating Contest
Someone decided to introduce dogs to the depraved human pastime of competitive eating, and naturally, they're very good at it. (Have you met dogs? They've been practicing for this their whole lives.)
But some dogs have an easier time Lady-and-the-Tramping an entire bowl of spaghetti than others. This young Golden Retriever is basically the Joey Chestnut of slurping pasta, but his older German Shepherd pal is no Kobayashi. (Unless you're referring to the time Kobayashi lost a hot dog battle to a tiny hamster.)
This has been today's news from the exciting world of sport.