Dr. Keith Ablow, Fox News' resident psychiatry expert, thinks First Lady Michelle Obama can't be practicing what she preaches in terms of healthy eating. On the daytime lady talk show Outnumbered yesterday, he leaned back in his seat, exposed his gut, and proclaimed: "She needs to drop a few."

After the women on the show yelped in horror, Ablow doubled down. "Who am I taking nutrition advice from? ... No, let's be honest, there's no french fries ever? That's all kale and carrots? I don't buy it," he said, adjusting his pants that were visibly digging into his sides.

Panelist Kennedy Montgomery tried to recover the segment by offering a compliment—"I like her booty"—while Ablow fell silent thinking about the long, hot walk to his car after the show.

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