Elusive Cupcake Bandit Undermined By Damned Cupcake Frosting
I dunno, this burglar...this might be my favorite burglar of all time.
A Michigan homeowner called police Sunday night to report a breaking and entering. The homeowner reportedly heard a commotion in the house and discovered a strange woman wrecking up the place. The woman quickly fled upon being spotted.
No mention is made in the MLive report of anything being stolen from the home, but a tray of cupcakes was knocked over and several other items had been broken.
Police had a pretty easy time finding the cupcake bandit:
Alpena Police and Michigan State Police troopers began looking in the area for the woman. State police spotted her a few blocks from where the break-in occurred.
She was described as “highly intoxicated and had cupcake frosting and cake all over her torso and legs,” a police report said.
Don’t mind me, just, uhh, bathing in frosted confections over here.
The woman has been charged with unlawful entry and malicious destruction of property, suggesting she destroyed the cupcakes on purpose. Who the hell does something like that? I’d say there’s a pretty solid insanity defense, here.
