Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew Is Stephen Colbert's New Religion
The advent of Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew—Dewitos, if you will (I won't)—has created a snack-beverage singularity akin to a spiritual experience, and Stephen Colbert is totally on board. Bring it on! Drinkify everything!
Sure, it's gross, but it's better than the old, outdated method of experiencing every flavor at once: Eating them all and then throwing up a little bit. Even Colbert can't talk about that one with a straight face.
By the way, if you've been thinking Mountain Dew-flavored Doritos would be less disgusting than their inverted, liquified counterpart, you're probably right. So far, the closest thing is Mountain Dew Cheetos, tested in Japan earlier this year.