Donald Trump knows beautiful women, no one can deny—but did you know he’s also a fount of beauty advice?

Today’s Beauty Tip For Women By Donald Trump™, buried at the bottom of a dusty TJ Maxx clearance bin, plops out just in time for fall! Running late but don’t want people to see your horrifying make-up free visage? Big Daddy Trump has the answer: cover it up with a burka!

Here’s what you do: 1) take your gross face and 2) hide it behind some cloth. Explains Donald, who, regretfully, has never taken his own advice, “Fact is, it’s easy. You don’t have to put on makeup, look how beautiful everyone looks. Wouldn’t it be easier? Right? Wouldn’t that be easy?”

So easy even an idiot could do it*.

*Run for president

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