Donald Trump Makes Ominous Promise to Reopen Trump University, Which For Legal Reasons He Cannot Call a University

Donald Trump, accused of illegally marketing a worthless real estate course to people too desperate or optimistic or uneducated to know better, has promised to do it again in an ominous and not entirely logical message posted on Twitter.

Trump tweeted this afternoon:

After the litigation is disposed of and the case won, I have instructed my execs to open Trump U(?), so much interest in it! I will be pres.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 2, 2016

Taken as a whole, it’s clear Donald J. Trump is not a well man. But breaking it down, it’s impossible to deny the man makes several cogent points. For example, it’s true: Someone will win the case. The question mark after “Trump U” makes sense, since Trump can’t call it a university anymore after the Department of Education accused him of deliberately misleading students. And technically there is a lot of interest in Trump University—namely from prosecutors.

Will he be pres.? Impossible to say...