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Tonight, Ted Cruz will get onstage at the Republican National Convention and say nice things about Donald Trump, a man who spent the last year humiliating him, his family, and every thing he’s ever stood for.

It was an incredible ride—while it lasted. As Donald called his wife ugly, insinuated that his father murdered JFK and got a nation to call him “Lyin’ Ted,” Cruz mostly seethed and over-pronounced the word “henchmen.” At times it seemed his impotent fury would know no bounds. And then it was all over.

They say you always hurt the one you love; on the bright side, Cruz probably wrote his speech himself.