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As we move to emoji-exclusive communication, it's important to be able to decipher the multivalence of the tiny cartoons that have become the de facto shorthand for expressing...everything. If you have ever received a text that is only emoji, perhaps perplexed by what it actually says, much less means, Conan O'Brien can commiserate. He can also read and understand them perfectly.

For example, this

means, "Hey, hey, that's not my vagina."

Everyone start practicing by sending your friends and family cryptic all-emoji texts.

[Image and video via Conan]