Brave Hero Dangerously Sunbathes Her Butt In Defiance of Local Petition

Meet an inspiring woman who hoists her butt and legs dangerously outside her second-floor window “every sunny day” in Novosibirsk, Russia, from 10am until 1pm, despite numerous complaints from the neighborhood, Meduza reports.

According to Novosibirsk News, local “babulki” (“babushkas” of the sitting-outside-your-apartment-building-on-a-bench-and-judging-you variety) have started a petition to report her to the police and the building administration, but their efforts have failed because “it’s her apartment, it’s her body.”

Thanks to the architectural legacy of somewhat Panopticon-like Soviet apartment projects, several buildings are subjected to the spectacle of this woman enjoying “every sunny day,” as we all damn well should.