Boston Mayor: Can You Idiots Stop Jumping Out Your Windows?
Boston has always had a weird relationship with snow, but apparently it's getting bad enough that the fair city's mayor had to remind his idiot constituency not to jump out their windows into snow piles.
Mayor Martin J. Walsh dropped the directive Monday, reminding Bostonians that even though it's wicked cold they still have to pretend to be grown-ups.
Walsh also scolded adults he said were reportedly jumping from windows into snow piles for fun, which he called a "foolish thing to do."
"You can kill yourself," Walsh said. "I'm asking people to stop the nonsense... This isn't Loon Mountain. This is the city of Boston."
