Beyoncé's "Drunk in Love," Translated Into Emoji
Someone whose texting game is seriously on point has translated "Drunk in Love" (one of the top 14 songs on the latest album by world's best Beyoncé Beyoncé Knowles) entirely into emoji.
The music video is actually quite thorough and makes a lot of sense, unless you put it on mute. Then it reads like Queen Bey is singing about drinking on airplanes 24/7/11, grabbing your eggplant (?!), and punching you in the face until you scream and start texting a church.
The surfbort part translates, though. Surfbort is still surfbort in emoji.