Us Weekly reports that while the rest of us endlessly refresh our news feeds on this spring afternoon, hoping (for a reason we haven't spent enough time trying to understand) to get a glimpse of Kim and Kanye in their wedding clothes, Beyoncé and Jay Z are in the Hamptons, simply enjoying their life. SNUBBED!

Presumably in an effort to highlight this epic snub, Beyoncé Instagrammed a photo of herself this afternoon, not dressed for a wedding:

While Beyoncé was always a "maybe" for Certainly One Of The Most Important Events Of Our Time, Jay Z was previously reported to be an "attending."

What happened? Oh, we may never know.

[Image via AP]