You might accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and savior, but do you take him serious? If not, you should probably watch out for Pastor Eric Dammann, who admits to straight-up socking a kid as hard as he could for "playing games with God."

In a (since deleted) video uploaded by Rooted in Christ Videos, the preacher tells the story of how he saved a child's soul by nailing him right in the chest, just like Jesus would, saying, "I crumpled the kid, I just crumpled him."

"He was a bright kid, which didn't help things, right? Made him more dangerous," says Dammann of his young disciple, although presumably less dangerous than a dude who drops insufficiently devout children.

Of course, it's entirely possible the pastor made the whole thing up—something else the Bible isn't super down with.

[h/t Raw Story]