The American Kennel Club, Who's Who Division has announced plans to acknowledge the existence of three new types of dog, as well as what appears to be a mop with ears. One hunts rabbit, one fishes, and I'm pretty sure one smokes weed—here they are, the pure-bred class of 2014.

1. Spanish water dog (the cute one)

2. Cirneco dell'Etna (the sneaky one)

3. Bergamasco (the one that reeks of patchouli)

4. Boerboel (the grumpy one)

The AKC now deems a whopping 184 different types of dog worthwhile on a list that should have only one entry: "all dogs." Yawn. When is the puppy bowl what is the puppy bowl start time?

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