Is there any way to understand this latest bit of schwag (pictured below) from Texas Congressman Steve Stockman other than to think he'd like to see armed fetuses shooting their way out of the wombs of pregnant women who are considering having abortions? Zygotes threatening their mothers with guns—what a grisly and horrifying thought, not to mention stupid considering that a fetus can't aim for shit. But very funny, apparently, to Steve Stockman, who wants you to know you can have one of these bumper stickers all for yourself if you donate just $10 to his 2014 reelection campaign.

In case you've forgotten, we last heard from Congressman Stockman when he was sharing this bit of studied and thoughtful wisdom: "The best thing about the Earth is if you poke holes in it oil and gas come out."

[Image via Flickr user Gage Skidmore]