Here's a Supercut of All the Dry Mouth Noises Marco Rubio Made During Last Night's Response
No one will remember a single word from Sen. Marco Rubio's response to the State of the Union last night, lost as they were inside his desert mouth cave. When we think back on Rubio's words, we will hear instead the collective sound of a big group of people smiling at once, or someone eating a banana inside your ear.
