Vladimir Putin's Statement on the Benefits of Group Sex Proves He Is 'That Guy' at the Orgy
Every orgy has that one lazy guy who wants to enjoy all the boobs in his mouth, all the d's in his a, all the mmhmm's on his whatnow?'s but then, when it comes time to reciprocate, suddenly has to go get a glass of water or call his daughter or whatever.
Looks like, in Vladimir Putin orgies, Vladimir Putin is that guy.
"You know some fans of group sex say it's better than one-on-one because, like in any team, you don't need to hit the ball all the time."
This remark came as Putin was giving his first sit-down interview since being elected President and All-Around-Best-Guy of Russia in May. He was speaking, at the time, about an orgy staged at Moscow's state biology museum in 2008, in which one of the members of Pussy Riot, 22-year-old Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, participated.
Putin emphasized that the crime in this instance was not participating in a fun crazy sex act, but rather, doing it in a public place and a uploading video of it to the Internet.
Elsewhere in the chat, Putin weighed in on the Pussy Riot name (he knows you know it's not referring to a cat; he feels "these people made everyone say their band's name too many times") and Mitt Romney (not a fan, but what can you do).
There was also a weird power play moment, made even scarier by the video's Lucius Malfoy-esque British voiceover, in which he tried to goad his interviewer into translating "Pussy Riot" into Russian:
"Could you please translate the name of the band into Russian?...Can you translate the first word into Russian? Or maybe it would sound too obscene? Yes, I think you wouldn't do it because it sounds too obscene, even in English."
