Julian Assange's Transformation Into a Fameball Is Now Complete
Julian Assange, the seed-spilling sex creep who devised an elaborate scheme involving a secret-killing web site and an international espionage investigation in service of his ultimate goal of becoming famous, is launching a television talk show.
The show will consist of a "series of in-depth conversations with key political players, thinkers and revolutionaries from around the world." No word on which network will be picking this gem up, but Assange is planning to shoot 10 half-hour episodes beginning in mid-March and claims to have "initial licensing commitments cover over 600 million viewers across cable, satellite and terrestrial broadcast networks." Which is precisely as true as his claim that "hundreds" of women want to marry him.