Former Real Housewife of New York and alcoholic diet potion impresario Bethenny Frankel won't be on TV. Well, she won't be on any more TVs. OK, she still has her Bravo show, but no one wants her on any more. Her talk show got the axe before it could even get started.

Telepictures, the people behind Dancing with the Ellen DeGenereses and Anderson Cooper Takes His Shirt Off were shopping around a daytime talk show hosted by Bethenny Frankel, but, like a Skinnygirl Margarita at a Sister Wife Convention, no one wanted to buy it. Now it's been shelved indefinitely. Guess she's going to have to sit at home and count her millions on her other television show. What a tough life Bethenny lives.

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