Civil Rights Icon Donald Trump Is Furious over Jon Stewart's 'Racist Rant'
Here's the latest video From The Desk Of Donald Trump, in which our hero shouts about how Jon Stewart "gets away" with a "VERY VERY RACIST RANT about Herman Cain." Trump, who's always been a good friend of "the blacks," finds deep-seated racism in Stewart's Herman Cain impression.
"It's not what he said, but the way he said," Trump explains. "The tone of his voice, the inflection. UN. BELIEVABLE." And the media won't call Stewart out on this, either: "WHERE'S SLEEPY-EYED CHUCK TODD?" he asks, comically.
It sounds like Donald Trump is still sore over that time he pretended to run for president by being racist all the time, which everyone noticed.