Santa came early this year and dumped this video clip onto the internet. It is Justin Bieber, smooth-cheeked troubadour of your niece's (or nephew's!) dreams, singing a song called "Mistletoe" from his soon-to-drop (like other things) Christmas album.

He is addressing a girl named Shortie and he would like to kiss her. He might be talking to YOU! If your name is Shortie. He is very specific about this girl being named Shortie. He is also very specific about doing a Christmas knock-off of a Jason Mraz song. Anyway, enjoy! Happy Christmas! Suck it, Jews. And everyone else. Christmas rules!