President of Pizza and Pokemon Herman Cain won today's straw poll of Florida GOP activists, receiving 37 percent of the votes cast. That's 22 more percentage points than second-place finisher Rick Perry received. For his prize, Cain got to ban a mosque.

Neither Mitt Romney nor Iowa straw contest victoressa Michele Bachmann competed in the poll, but Romney came in third place anyway. Bachmann finished last! Florida hates women. [LA Times. Image via AP]