Getting home with your big bag of Taco Bell only to find that the guy behind the counter forgot your "Border Sauce"—we've all been there, right? The thing is, most of us probably didn't go back to the Bell with a shotgun.

Jeremy Combs, of Lee's Summit, Miss., however, allegedly did. It's unclear how effective the strategy was—according to The Smoking Gun, the employee "fled in fear from the takeout window"—but it's certainly, um, bold. Combs, for what it's worth, initially claimed to be brandishing a tire iron, though he's reportedly now admitted it was a shotgun, which he bought from an extremely reputable-sounding fellow named "Mark."

[TSG; image of jumping human-sauce hybrid via AP]