A Tacoma woman crashed her car on Monday, all because she lost control of it after giving a passing motorist the finger.

The woman, a 23-year-old, was trying to move her Ford Taurus into the right lane but was prevented from doing so by a Subaru Outback. So she did what any reasonable American would do: She flipped them off. That caused her to lose control of her own car, hitting theirs and sending her careening off the road. The Taurus finally skidded to a stop, upside-down in a roadside ditch.

The bird-flipper was charged with reckless driving, and both she and the two passengers in the other car were taken to a hospital with minor injuries. Let us all now commemorate her staggering stupidity by giving our displays a middle-digit salute. [KING5, screengrab via KING5]