Don't say we never bring you the hard-hitting news. Patrick Schwarzenegger/Shriver, young son of Arnold and Maria, budding model and entrepreneur, has posed topless for a jeans ad and now there is a giant billboard of him in Los Angeles.

Behold the future king of California! Resplendent for all commoners to see! Bask in his regal glory! Then shriek with terror when you remember he is only 17! Quickly close the browser window and feel guilty for a while! Read the New York Times website for a few minutes to make yourself feel better or more mature or something! Then say fuck it and go look at the picture of Patrick Schwarzenegger's billboard again! Behold! [Page Six; Photos via Splash]