Listen up! An exciting employment opportunity for members of the flack community has just landed in the Gawker tip box:

Kevin Michael Barba is an openly gay, up and coming New York socialite who is currently seeking the help of a PR firm to help him gain recognition and press opportunities. Mr. Barba currently travels between homes in Manhattan, Palm Beach, and The Northfork of Long Island. With millions of dollars at his disposal, this 18 year old personality is ready to move to the forefront of society and let his personality, style, and panache grab headlines. Attached is a photo.

To set up an interview please contact Dana at (631) 790-0570

Thanks,

Dana Scacco

Exec. Asst to The Barba Family.

That was it. No resume. No YouTube reel. No photos of Kevin surrounded by fellow A-listers holding court at his legendary "Black and White and Read All Over" Annual Ball Benefiting the Palm Beach Openly Gay Children's Library. One can only assume they're looking to weed out the serious candidates from the merely starstruck. Good luck! And tell them Gawker sent you.