Summer Trend for Animals: Getting One's Head Stuck in a Jar
We just told you about the bear who stuck its head in a jug and lost 85 pounds. Now a coyote pup's wandering around Washington state with a damn jar on its head and can't eat anything.
We'll assume that a recent article in one of the fashion magazines for animals is to blame for the sudden popularity of this disturbing weight-loss technique. Meanwhile, officers at the animal control shelter in Seattle are worried that the coyote pup might be too weakened by hunger to sustain a tranquilizer dart, which would enable them to remove the jar. Poor thing!