Gwyneth Paltrow: 'I'd Rather Smoke Crack Than Eat Cheese From a Can'
Country-singing colon-irrigationist Gwyneth Paltrow offered the following epicurean observation on her recent visit to a British talk show:
"I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can."
Of course, she wouldn't smoke just any crack, but rather the extremely delicate and hand-harvested fleur de crack, available only in the tiny seaside villages of Guérande and Noirmoutier off the Brittany coast. Costs a little more, but it's worth it. [Mirror via Vulture, photo via Getty]