Today we remarked upon how hilariously awful the New York Observer's op-eds really are. They're pretty awful! What future awfulness awaits us? Some commenters speculated.

From ThePrince:

"How Clean is Too Clean for Water, Air?"

From MrScribbles:

"Help the Poor Help Themselves: Abolish Medicaid"

From Newsflasher:

"What to Do When You Accidentally Run Over a Black Person"

This is a fun game! Submit your own!

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