Hey guys, I have a secret for you: Chris Brown is an awful person. Crazy, right? The singer's latest faux pas took the form of a gay slur.

While being surrounded by paparazzi in Los Angeles yesterday, Brown said to the photogs "Y'all niggas is gay" as an insult or something. Ohhhhh brother. I guess this was better than "dick in da booty ass little boy" at least?

But still, you know what, Chris Brown? Why don't you crawl inside this cardboard box I've set up here and then I'll shut the lid on top of you and then I will mail you to Antarctica where you can rant at the snowy heavens all by yourself for the rest of time, thus leaving the rest of us free from having to deal with all of your dopey nonsense. If you get really lonely, maybe I'll airmail Katy Perry there too, and you two can harmonize on "Ur So Gay" until the penguins come to enact their penguin vengeance. Does that sound like a fair proposal to you? [TMZ, photo via Getty]