Jesse James is still around. Nicollette Sheridan is still really upset about being fired from Desperate Housewives. David Arquette has "clean" hands. And Rupert Murdoch paid Sienna Miller for hacking her phone. Saturday gossip is all about payback.

  • Nicollette Sheridan is still beefing over her firing from Desperate Housewives, and in the legal fight with the show's creator, Marc Cherry, she said in a court document, "I was present at Eva Longoria's wedding to Tony Parker, when Mr. Cherry commented that 'Tony must like boys, because he is marrying this — this little, small girl with no t*ts and — that looks like a boy." That's not a very nice thing to say (if true) at someone's wedding. [TMZ]
  • Collector of Nazi memorabilia Jesse James, who famously cheated on Sandra Bullock with a woman who also likes Nazi things, was on Piers Morgan last night and had this to say about all that happened: "I cheated on my wife. Guess what? So do millions of other men." True! But you're still an asshole. James also said some things about "full accountability" and wishing he'd been "honorable" and whatnot. Guess what: The entire universe still hates you, Herr James. [NYDN]
  • Pam from the Office, aka Jenna Fischer, is pregnant! It will be she and husband Lee Kirk's first child. Congrats! [Us]
  • Britney Spears' old mobile pharmacy, a 2008 black Mercedes SLK 320, is going on display at the Volo Auto Museum in Illinois next month. [TMZ]
  • Lady Gaga is single! She's apparently no longer with boyfriend Luc Carl after she said "No, no boyfriend," on the BBC's The Graham Norton Show yesterday, adding, "I haven't been on any dates recently." [NYDN]
  • Man about town David Arquette, while strictly drinking water at a Nicki Minaj event in L.A. told In Touch that's he's not looking for any post-Courtney Cox love: "No dating. I'm keeping my hands clean." Well, that settles that. [ITW]
  • Angel McCord, sister of Nu-90210 "bad girl" Annalynne McCord, stripped down to her underwear and jumped into a swimming pool at a charity event after a man donated $15,000 to a Hurricane Katrina charity, according to Page Six. Kim Kardashian's ex Reggie Bush is said to have cheered poolside. Yeah he did. [P6]
  • Victoria's Secret model Lily Aldridge married a dude from Kings of Leon on Thursday at San Ysidro Ranch in Montecito, California. [Us]
  • Sienna Miller took a £100,000 payout from Rupert Murdoch's News of the World after the paper admitted it had hacked her cell phone. That seems a little weak. If you're settling with Rupe, might as well really go for it, no? [Daily Mail]

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