Today we wondered aloud about who might be showing up to the first Republican presidential debate. So far the lineup is a tableau of crazy! What might the discourse be like at such an event? One commenter has scripted it out.

From BearDownCBears:

MODERATOR: Mr. Paul.
RON PAUL: Argle.
MODERATOR: Mr. Santorum, your response?

Sounds about right!

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