News that Google is making all copyright scofflaws on YouTube attend "copyright school" has been met with an immediate halting of all copyright violations on the site. No, wait, people are uploading lots of pirated movies.

The Next Web has found that YouTube is "rife" with full-length pirated movies, including Disney classics like Alice in Wonderland and Aladdin. Google introduced an automated anti-piracy system that screens videos for copyrighted material, but it may be getting less effective over time.

Yeah, copyright school's not gonna cut it. Google might have to send YouTube users to an outdoor alternative copyright education program in Colorado for a while so they can get their heads straight.