Here's your daily afternoon video of vomit-faced dandy Donald Trump saying something hilarious in his pretend run for president!

This time, he tells ABC's George Stephanopoulos that he has been "co-opted" by "Obama and his minions" if he believes all those lies about the president being born in America. "George, they've co-opted you," he says. This man deserves every tenth of a percentage point uptick in Celebrity Apprentice ratings he gets, folks. And that's not even the best line! It's this, regarding his constant birtherism: "By the way, this is not a big focus of my campaign."

Some would disagree.