Britain's Youngest Alcoholic is Three Years Old 15.70K Brian Moylan 03/15/11 11:00AM Filed to: Briefly Briefly addicts Parenting Britain Alcoholism Alcohol shutterstock A three-year-old is being treated for alcoholism after exhibiting withdrawal symptoms, and the authorities claim the child has been consuming booze regularly for a period of time. We're not quite sure how, but Four Loko must be to blame. [Telegraph]