Santa Claus Will Take You To Hell Sung to the Tune of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
Did you know that God actually hates Christmas? In a scene that looks straight out of South Park we bring you this heartwarming Christmas song the entire family will enjoy!
Lyrics:
You'd better watch out,
Get ready to cry,
You'd better go hide,
I'm telling you why,
Cuz Santa Claus will take you to hell...
He is your favorite idol,
You worship at his feet,
But when you stand before your God,
He won't help you take the heat!
So get this fact straight,
You're feelin' God's hate,
Santa's to blame for the economy's fate!
Santa Claus will take you to hell
Don't leave your kids with this red fright,
Just like the priests he'll rape 'em at night!
Santa Claus will take you to hell
You tell the children he is real,
You know that's just a lie,
To justify your own vile sins,
Is the only reason why,
So get this fact straight,
You're feelin' God's hate,
Santa's to blame for the dead soldier's fate
Santa Claus will take you
OH!
Santa Claus, will take you to hell!