There aren't many NASCAR enthusiasts staffing ESPN's Connecticut headquarters. Thursday, SportsNation had one of the few record his NASCAR thoughts as an "expert opinion," but it was all a ruse to embarrass him in front of NASCAR superstar Tony Stewart.

Not only does the poor dude turn the color of his shirt, but he's so cowed that he can't even make eye contact with Stewart. What a great day to wear pink!

[There was a video here]