The deep, dark secrets that Chelsea Handler, reporter extraordinaire, can unearth: while comedian Arsenio Hall was dating Paula Abdul back in the 1980s, he appeared as one of the "models" in the video for "Straight Up." The more you know!

Paula Abdul's "Straight Up":

I tried to pinpoint Hall's moments in the video, but was distracted by the mounds of big hair, the legions of power shoulders, and tap dancing. Maybe you will have better luck than I did. (Yes, this post may just be an excuse to post a Paula Abdul video. On that note, happy Friday!)

[There was a video here]