Comment of the Day: The Mystery of the Mystery Plane, Solved
Today we looked at a curious mystery: how did this enormous airplane end up in Brooklyn? The mystery didn't last long, though! One commenter figured it out.
Sorry, Chelsea—it was SUPPOSED to be a surprise, but of course the media had to blab it to the world. Much love— Mom & Dad
P.S. Honestly guys, can't you just let a mother and father give their only daughter a little something on her wedding day without ruining the goddam surprise? Shame on you, Gawker!
Sorry, Chels. :(