The Blago Trial Begins

Can you believe it's been 18 months since former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich was busted for being a total crook? Today, Blago and his swooping mane finally get their trial. What do we have to look forward to?

• Jury selection has now begun! This will last, like, days.
• Fifty reporters are currently waiting for Blago to get to court, where he will probably smile and whatnot.
• Whose testimony can we look forward to in this trial? Rahm Emanuel and Valerie Jarrett, perhaps!
• "Blagojevich's defense team will be counting on their client's shoot-from-the-hip charm." You're fucked, Blago.