China Knife Attacks Now a Group Activity
China has given the world many great trends, like Super-Long Walls and Mixing Things With Noodles. But this whole "Attack a School With Knives For No Apparent Reason" trend is...not your best work, China. Nevertheless, it grows ever more popular.
Thirteen vocational college students were wounded (including one who lost his hand) in the latest school knife attack, in Haikou early this morning. The good news: nobody killed this time! The bad news: this attack was carried out by five men, not just one lone psycho. Let's not have this turn into a group recreational activity, bros. Ultimate frisbee, try it.
