The Enquirer decided to spend the good will it earned from breaking an actual story — the John Edwards affair — on an incredibly shabby tale about an alleged Obama affair captured on video. They've already retracted the video part.

Just hours after they 'broke' it the, Enquirer are now saying there is no video, according to Mediaite. So all they have left, essentially, is the testimony of a limo driver. Who didn't see anything, really. In a way, it's nice that we're back to business as usual.